Slumber Adventurers Gifts

Sleeping Techniques

Late night teddy reading

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Parking meter on the moon.

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Cats out late.

Dreams

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Yawn

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"Five more minutes."

'He's out all night and sleeps all day.'

'Doofus...two pounds of fireflies does not qualify as a light snack.'

Man sleeping under the bed.

"Nice curvature."

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'