Midnight Adventurers Gifts

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Altar Ego

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only the wind."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Cats out late.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Mouse shopping after hours

"Now what's yours?"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.