Midnight Adventurers Gifts

People Who Talk To Elvis...

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Party-Crashing Ban

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Altar Ego

"It's only the wind."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Cats out late.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

"Now what's yours?"

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Mouse shopping after hours

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Parkour for the over-40s.

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'