Late-night Adventurers Gifts

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Fried chickens.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"The club scene is really changing."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Don't even think about it!'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Mouse shopping after hours

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"Now what's yours?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'

'Move along Sir, nothing to see'