Night-time Adventurer Gifts

"It's only the wind."

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Party-Crashing Ban

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Cats out late.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Now what's yours?"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Mouse shopping after hours

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'