Night Adventurer Gifts

Transylvanian backpackers.

'These night-vision goggles are FANTASTIC!!'

Late night teddy reading

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Party-Crashing Ban

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Cats out late.

"It's only the wind."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Now what's yours?"

Son of Alien.

Mouse shopping after hours

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"