Night Adventurer Gifts

Transylvanian backpackers.

Late night teddy reading

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Cats out late.

"It's only the wind."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Son of Alien.

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Mouse shopping after hours

"Now what's yours?"

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Falling

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

A woman reads a romance novel.