Sporting Night Adventurer Gifts

"Bar closes in five minutes."

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Party-Crashing Ban

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"It's only the wind."

Cats out late.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

"Now what's yours?"

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Mouse shopping after hours

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.