Night Out Adventurers Gifts

'What do we do now? He was our designated driver?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Fried chickens.'

Swing dancers.

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Party-Crashing Ban

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'Don't even think about it!'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Mouse shopping after hours

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Now what's yours?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'