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'What do we do now? He was our designated driver?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Swing dancers.

'Fried chickens.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only the wind."

'Don't even think about it!'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"Now what's yours?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Mouse shopping after hours

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'