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"The club scene is really changing."

'I went from happy meals to happy hours.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Ten pin bowling.

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

Night clubbing.

'Nice legs...Yes, most tables would have collapsed by now.'

'Move along Sir, nothing to see'

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

"If your not going out to get drunk why are you wearing Jason's skateboard outfit?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Potholing club entrance.

Happy Birthday Mr Saturday Night!

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

'Fried chickens.'

'Friday night fights'

"Now what's yours?"

Hotel, restaurant, toilets.

Intuition Failure

"I'll have a double vodka."

'I'm not going in there, my feet always stick to the carpet.'

'Of course, they're all married - this is a singles bar.'

Man evicting cat from wife's dress

"Borrrrrinnnnggg!"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

AARP lines

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Party-Crashing Ban

Shanahan's

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Late night teddy reading