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Of all the lap dances clogging was by far the least popular.

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"IT caters to the artsy types."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Bryan Ferry

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Fried chickens.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The Walk of Shame

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

City centre pub.

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Party-Crashing Ban

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"