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Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bryan Ferry

The Snooze Bar.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Stripper