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"This is why I don't work from home."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Snooze Bar.

A man looks up at the earth

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Bryan Ferry

Dancing at the Clubs.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Dance.

Sick Building Syndrome

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Clubbing

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Stripper