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"This is why I don't work from home."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

A man looks up at the earth

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Bryan Ferry

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Sick Building Syndrome

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Clubbing

"Why so grim, handsome?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Walk of Shame

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'