Marine Nightlife Explorer T-Shirts

Clam - The Dance Mix

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

A Preschool of Fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Fried chickens.'

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"The club scene is really changing."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"He's a keeper!"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Party-Crashing Ban

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar