Nightlife Seeker T-Shirts

Desert Island Disco.

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

The First Fire Stick

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Wolf Karaoke

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Bryan Ferry

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Dancing at the Clubs.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."