Nightlife Seeker T-Shirts

Desert Island Disco.

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

The First Fire Stick

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Wolf Karaoke

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Bryan Ferry

The Snooze Bar.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Dance.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Fried chickens.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Clubbing