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"Would you like to dance?"

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Party-Crashing Ban

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Cocktail Piano Bar.

Club DJ.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"Shaken."

Bouncer.

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

'I'm having a Watson and Crick moment.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

"Now what's yours?"

New York Gondolier

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Naked cocktails

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'