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'...can't you read??'

I could have danced all night!

Transylvanian backpackers.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Fried chickens.'

Dance.

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Walk of Shame

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Party-Crashing Ban

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Vaccine passport required

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Tin Man Visits New York

Club DJ.

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"Now what's yours?"

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'