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"It's only the wind."

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Cats out late.

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Now what's yours?"

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Mouse shopping after hours

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.