Late-night Adventurers T-Shirts

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Fried chickens.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"The club scene is really changing."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Party-Crashing Ban

"It's only the wind."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'Don't even think about it!'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Mouse shopping after hours

"Now what's yours?"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Move along Sir, nothing to see'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.