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He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only the wind."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

Walking on Sunbeams

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him