Late-night Adventures Mugs

I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you to the café at midnight, minion. Not really. They're keeping the voting machines in a warehouse on the outskirts of town. I'm not telling you to break in … and I'm not telling you to make it look like anti-Trump Communist illegal immigrants from China and Mexico rigged the machines on behalf of ISIS to elect Hillary Clinton. Does this have anything to do with all those "Trump was robbed" cupcakes you had me order? I'm not telling you that.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only the wind."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

Walking on Sunbeams

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram