Evening Escapades Mugs

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Comb Sweet Comb

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

Six arms, no waiting.

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

At night - snake charmer.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Not now, Lord!'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

Fourplay.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

'It was so romantic. The sun, the sea, the mud.'

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."

"You should have told me you needed advice."

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"