Evening Escapades Pillows

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Six arms, no waiting.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

At night - snake charmer.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Not now, Lord!'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

Fourplay.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

"You should have told me you needed advice."

'It was so romantic. The sun, the sea, the mud.'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'