Night Outings Pillows

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"This place has the best happy hour."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Clubbing

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Professional woman in pub

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Balloon tattoos

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Another martini please.'

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'Oi! '

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"