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"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"This place has the best happy hour."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Clubbing

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Professional woman in pub

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Balloon tattoos

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Another martini please.'

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

'Oi! '

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"