Night Walks T-Shirts

Man and dog both have leashes.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"The stars are twinkling and the moon is full. Would you like to go for a walk?"

Rural Life - Man who has to walk home through the woods at night after staying late at a neighbour's

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Danger Falling Leaves

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

People of the Fall

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."