Nighttime Strolling T-Shirts

'What's it all about, eh? What's it all about?' 'It's about 3 O'Clock in the morning Ya Numpty!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Questions

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Scarecrow.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

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"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Baby Mums.

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Candlestick at Night

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Scared shadow.

Man and dog both have leashes.

"Same time next month?"

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

Gardening By The Moon

The watch crying the hour

Bike lane.

Moon wolf

Dog to cat about sleepy owner: 'Man, does he hate it when I wake him up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.'

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

Reluctant jogger.

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Bird Watching

By candlelight...