Nighttime Exploration T-Shirts

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"It's only the wind."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'The usual, Mr, H'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Walking on Sunbeams

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

"I don't know this one."