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"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"It's only the wind."

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'The usual, Mr, H'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

"So you can take it with you!"

Reincarnation section of a bookstore

Pardon Me

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."