After-dark Explorers T-Shirts

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"It's only the wind."

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'The usual, Mr, H'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

Reincarnation section of a bookstore

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Pardon Me