After-hours Explorer T-Shirts

'The usual, Mr, H'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"It's only the wind."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Club DJ.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'I'm having a Watson and Crick moment.'

"Shaken."

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Naked cocktails

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

(Visual gag) Wet T-shirt Competition A group of guys yelling out excitedly to a rack of wet T-shirts

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

Beach Boys on a night out...