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JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Beers

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.