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JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Infinity Tavern

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.