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Black Hole Saloon. Darkness Hour Sunset to closing.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Beers

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

The Reaper's Arms

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Infinity Tavern

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.