Happy Hours T-Shirts

"This place has the best happy hour."

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

I've always seen the glass as half empty, not half full

The Sour Grapes and its 'Happy Hour' Ban.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Shenanigans Hour 4-7.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Beers

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

The Reaper's Arms

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Infinity Tavern

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"