Happy Hours T-Shirts

"This place has the best happy hour."

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

The Sour Grapes and its 'Happy Hour' Ban.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Shenanigans Hour 4-7.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Beers

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"