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'I'll need to see some ID.'

The last run of the day.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Imagine

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Club DJ.

"Who are These People?"

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Nano technology.