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'I'll need to see some ID.'

The last run of the day.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Imagine

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"Who are These People?"

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"You want proof? There's your proof."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Club DJ.

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Chemistry Improv Theater

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."