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Eyes on the Forest Floor

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

"You know...you're right. This is much better than hanging."

Westminster Across the Thames

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

Blue Cats

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Yes, astronomy is fascinating, but you have to strike the right balance between hunting at night and stargazing, son..."

Late night teddy reading

Swinging on a star.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Questions

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Uh-oh.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Cats out late.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

"It's only the wind."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Scarecrow.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"