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'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

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'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Cats out late.

"It's only the wind."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Scarecrow.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Mouse shopping after hours

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'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'