Night Explorations T-Shirts

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Mouse shopping after hours

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'California: Here I come!'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"I don't know this one."

"Really?"

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Walking on Sunbeams

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'