Night Sky Explorers T-Shirts

Man watches stars, while CCTV camera watches him.

Swinging on a star.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Romantic Moon

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Skimming out star reflections

Eyes on the Forest Floor

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

A Policeman showing a cow where the moon is

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"I don't know this one."

Astronomical observations.

"Really?"

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

"I have a night delivery Darling, so I'll be home late: It's a baby owl..."

'Traveling at light speed takes all the fun out of saying, 'Are we there yet?''

'Somebody please help me!'