Night Sky Adventurer T-Shirts

Eclipse

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Swinging on a star.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Astral Projection

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Mars Poppins

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Elevator Music

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Christmas TV...

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Crop duster wanted.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Romantic Moon

"I feel all tingly."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'