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"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

Around the World By Balloon.

Meh, I've been on higher.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Pilot with champagne.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Flight simulator'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Mars Poppins

"Siri, find oxygen."

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Christmas TV...

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'