Nocturnal Adventurer T-Shirts

'He's out all night and sleeps all day.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'Doofus...two pounds of fireflies does not qualify as a light snack.'

'I spend all afternoon cooking and you just go ruin your appetite with a belly full of fireflies!'

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Night Cat

Cats out late.

'Moon block'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'After we find the burglar, Dad, let's have a midnight snack!'

'Burglar alarms are so annoying.'

Man sleeping under the bed.

Perosn going walking in the woods.

"Excuse me, sir, but would you be so kind as to pick up my phone? It's one of the drawbacks of sleeping upside down."

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Parking meter on the moon.

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Bat

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.