Nighttime Exploration Gifts

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'The usual, Mr, H'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

"I don't know this one."

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

Walking on Sunbeams

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'