Nighttime Adventures Gifts

Scottish coachman suspects practical joking

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

By candlelight...

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Cats out late.

"It's only the wind."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Now what's yours?"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Move along Sir, nothing to see'