Nighttime Antics Gifts

"I'm telling you, I don't know how that slipper got in my mouth last night."

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Bat

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

At night - snake charmer.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

Playpen Jailbreak.

'Boy! Those 911 operators sure get snooty when you call at 4 a.m. and ask them to translate the words to Frere Jacques.'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

Giant cat sleeps on a building

What a lovely night breeze!

"I couldn't sleep."

'How's it hangin'?'

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

Huddling Lampposts

Bird Watching

Night Owls v. Morning People

Carpe Noctem