Nighttime Antics T-Shirts

"I'm telling you, I don't know how that slipper got in my mouth last night."

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Bat

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

At night - snake charmer.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

Playpen Jailbreak.

What a lovely night breeze!

Giant cat sleeps on a building

'Boy! Those 911 operators sure get snooty when you call at 4 a.m. and ask them to translate the words to Frere Jacques.'

"I couldn't sleep."

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

Bird Watching

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

Before the Dawn's Early Light

Huddling Lampposts

Don't be scared!

Carpe Noctem