Nighttime Activities Gifts

"The waves were great today."

'All right, fellow anarchists, synchronize your watches.'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

'How's it hangin'?'

Bird Watching

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

"Late at night, as his masters slept, Rufus would prowl the internet."

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

'Just another young couple out burning the midnight rubber.'

"No, not yet."

Carpe Noctem

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Late night teddy reading

Dog Nightmares

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

The lonely figure

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Serenade for you...

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Sunrise and Sunset

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'