Night Exploration Gifts

Artist and night

"Yes, astronomy is fascinating, but you have to strike the right balance between hunting at night and stargazing, son..."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Cats out late.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It's only the wind."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Mouse shopping after hours

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Walking on Sunbeams

"I don't know this one."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'