Late-night Explorer Gifts

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Uh-oh.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"It's only the wind."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'The usual, Mr, H'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."