Late-night Explorer Pillows

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Uh-oh.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'The usual, Mr, H'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!