Latenight Explorer Gifts

'Uh-oh.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only the wind."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Route 666

'Go to Hell'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"But wait, there's more."

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.