Late-night Adventurer Gifts

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"Don't wait up for me - I hope I may be late."

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'Do you have a good reason for coming home at 7 am?'

"Well, if you trust me, why can't you trust that I don't hang with people I don't trust?"

Down in the tube station at midnight.

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Fried chickens.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Cats out late.

'Don't even think about it!'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It's only the wind."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Mouse shopping after hours

"Now what's yours?"

At night - snake charmer.