Late-night Adventurer Gifts

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

"Don't wait up for me - I hope I may be late."

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'Do you have a good reason for coming home at 7 am?'

"Well, if you trust me, why can't you trust that I don't hang with people I don't trust?"

Down in the tube station at midnight.

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Fried chickens.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"The club scene is really changing."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Party-Crashing Ban

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Don't even think about it!'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Cats out late.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It's only the wind."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.